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(I felt like bringing back the greatness of Guest 1337, and since burritos hasn't been on for a long time I decided to start it up again. This is not meant to be a copy, but one of the sequels.)
Narrorater:Guest 1337 just happened to have a brother, but he was on the test server. Here is HIS story...
1:The Bird
Testing Billy Mays: This is awesome! I have invented a new kind of cleaning device!
Test 1336: What is it?
Testing Billy Mays: It's a dead bird that you hook to your window that cleans ... |
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Kid:*searches DSi On the computer*
Kid:YAY I CAN GO ON ROBLOX On It XD
Kid:Mom I want to buy a DSi
Mom:What is a DSi?
Kid:A Fun system XD
Mom:How much does it cost?
Kid:Only $169.99
Mom:*Gasps* Hunny you need to earn that money.
Kid:Okay :<
*8 weeks later*
Kid:Mommy, I got the money!
Mom:How??
Kid:I helped my school by cleaning the bathroom, Helped the neigbors and stuff'
Mom:Orly?
Kid:Ya XD
Mom:Ok I'll take you to target :D
Kid:YAY!!
*Goes To Target*
Kid:I can't wait till I ge... |
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hk1777Join Date: 2007-10-03
Post Count: 6522 |
CCleaner
To start up, meet my little friend, CCleaner. Or as I like to call it, "Crap Cleaner".
This is a very light program (only 2MB when minimally installed), but loaded with features. It comes with a complete system scanner to delete crap that even disk cleanup wont find. Think you don't got a lot of stuff built up in your system? Think again. You'll be suprised what this thing finds.
I cant post a link to a dowload for it so your stuck googling it.
Clean up Shadow Copies (Vista Only... |
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This Forum will inform you on the basic requirements to make you able to function to the best of your ability and earn higher ranks in RMFD.
**(PLEASE READ ALL)**
--It is recommended you take time outside of roblox to watch videos if you have no Idea on what to do.--
**Structure Fire Certification:
This class will inform you on what to do during House fires.
-Supply the trucks with water - Pull a 5 inch supply line to an engine to give them a steady water supply.
-Primary search - This will r... |
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I was finished exept for the closet, I threw out a big box in there and picked up my drawing supplies, I found a FREE Xbox Live Gold 1-Month Membership, And some old computer, Very old, But I can fix it with some upgrading.
I think it's a Windows 2000, If I put in a new graphics drive and use my big screen then it's like it is brand new. |
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Eevee254Join Date: 2008-03-02
Post Count: 12476 |
Created by me and posted on MTB. Enjoy homies.
Chapter-1 Cola and Cheesy Poofs
The TV was advertizing yet another boring product. Seems like the standards for good projects have lowered since... Him. I slowly sat up, accidentally spilling the cola I ballenced on my stomach on the floor.
"Dang it..."
The cola stream has reached the TV outlet and now the TV has broke. Looks like I'm going without TV for a while. I fully sat up with my feet on the floor. Sunlight was shining through the windows, ... |
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(This was not written by me. I would never write something so obnoxious and attrocious. These people...)
More than half of UK children believe they will become a millionaire one day. This is how to make sure your child doesn't grow up with the crushing disappointment of not being a millionaire.
In the midst of a recession, our kids remain undaunted. Although only 0.5% of the nation is currently a millionaire, 51% of our six to 10-year olds believe that they will manage it, according to new... |
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Ship's gaurd: OI! WAKE UP YOU LAZY PIECE OF MOLD!
Mango: Wha!? Where am I!?
Gaurd: On the Ban Land Ship! Now GET UP!
Mango *starts walking around the boat* What are they doing over there?
Spam alts: *running in circles* IM ON A BOAT! IM ON A BOAT!
Mango: >_>
Capt of boat: ALRIGHT YOU MUTS! ITS TIME TO CLEAN THE SHIP! GET TO SHINING!
*10 minutes later*
Mango: hmm... I ain't gonna get anywhere with this soap...TIME TO BREAK OUT THE OXY CLEAN! *fills a bucket of water with oxy clean*
Mango... |
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The building was tall and unsightly, the beige, cracked bricks stained with graffiti and old, dried up gum wads of different colors and windows, some open, stained with fingerprints and dirt smudges. The people filed past you, shoving and pushing, like a violent tide as you desperately tried to push through them, to no avail. The inside, white, clean, and bright - it smelled of cleaning chemicals - was in stark contrast to the surroundings on the exterior, with decorated posters and bulletins an... |
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Intro
The goal of Builderman's Hotel is to have fun in this RPG (Role Playing Game)! In this complex life-like game, you must eat to live, work for money, and of course -- have fun in the various rooms on your adventure! Thankfully you don't have bathroom habits, or you'd be constantly riding the elevator to the bathrooms. Soon after you pay your bills and live your life, you can experience a nice cozy day at the hotel. You may want to play some games, customize your character, or prove a rumor.... |
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Intro
The goal of Builderman's Hotel is to have fun in this RPG (Role Playing Game)! In this complex life-like game, you must eat to live, work for money, and of course -- have fun in the various rooms on your adventure! Thankfully you don't have bathroom habits, or you'd be constantly riding the elevator to the bathrooms. Soon after you pay your bills and live your life, you can experience a nice cozy day at the hotel. You may want to play some games, customize your character, or prove a rumor... |
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GollyGregJoin Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 21835 |
~Version 2~
Note:
Special thanks to billiland for pointing out some mistakes in the first version.
Much of the content is the same. I've expanded 2.4 more to included how to defragment your disk drive and added a couple of more helpful threads. Post any other methods that you may have discovered or found to work out for you.
[1.0] Abstract
Many users have fallen victim to this thing called 'lag' or playing on a slow game. A commonly heard question is 'How can I fix this to help ROBLOX preform ... |
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Two days ago, I tried to install Roblox on my computer. It didn't work. I went on thinking that it was the Roblox installer because I played Roblox about 2 months ago on this computer. I installed it on my other computer, and it worked just fine. I've tried uninstalling, restarting my computer, cleaning temporary and registry files, and then reinstalling Roblox. Same problem, wouldn't load.
My computer specifications are:
Intel Pentium 4 2.8 GHz
Microsoft Windows XP Professional Service P... |
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GollyGregJoin Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 21835 |
Version 3
Much of the content is the same. I've expanded 2.4 and added 2.7 to the list. Post any more threads that may help or suggestions that you've found that worked.
[1.0] Abstract
Many users have fallen victim to this thing called 'lag' or playing on a slow game. A commonly heard question is 'How can I fix this problem to help ROBLOX preform up to its potential?' There are actually quite a few ways to achieve this. I would recommend all of the following.
Contents
-[1.0] Abstract
-[2.0] Im... |
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GollyGregJoin Date: 2008-05-22
Post Count: 21835 |
Version 3.5
Much of the content is the same. I've expanded 2.4 and added 2.7 to the list. Fixed some formatting issues. Post any more threads that may help or suggestions that you've found that worked.
[1.0] Abstract
Many users have fallen victim to this thing called 'lag' or playing on a slow game. A commonly heard question is 'How can I fix this problem to help ROBLOX perform up to its potential?' There are actually quite a few ways to achieve this. I would recommend all of the following. ... |
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lP0DJoin Date: 2010-03-26
Post Count: 424 |
Builderman was wiping the windows on a ladder that stretched 80 feet. Builderman is on the 76 floor cleaning windows and decides to take a break.
So Builderman jumps off the ladder and when he lands on the ground, Builderman has no scratches or cuts on his body.
How did Builderman Not Die?
Answer in this format:
(Answer) (Why) |
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One day, a little robloxian named Jack, always wanted action. He wanted to be a super hero. Until, something bad happened.
He regret that he wanted action going on one day. One day, in robloxia, was INVADED!
Chapter 1:
Jack: Mommy.. I down't wawnt two watwch the nwews.
Mom; I'm sorry honey, I just want to see what is on.
Jack: YWO MEAN.. AWCTION?!
Mom: Sometimes there is action on the news. Like crime or-
Jack: *shocked* OMG MWOMMY MWE LOVE NWEWS! =3
(After alot of news later...)
Jack: Mom... |
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-- These ARE my scripts. people's names are in it because i use most on other people.
-- sound maker
_G["Sound"] = function(sid)
local s = Instance.new("Sound")
s.SoundId = sid
s.Parent = workspace
s:Play()
end
Sound("C:/Users/Public/Music/Sample Music/Kalimba.mp3")
Sound("C:/WINDOWS/system32/oobe/images/title.wma")
--[[ sounds available:
Windows 7&Vista=Sound("C:/Users/Public/Music/Sample Music/Kalimba.mp3")
Windows XP 32 bit=Sound("C:/WINDOWS/system32/oobe/images/title.wma")
]]
-- no mesh... |
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-- These ARE my scripts. people's names are in it because i use most on other people. 1228 lines. What more can you ask for?
-- sound maker
_G["Sound"] = function(sid)
local s = Instance.new("Sound")
s.SoundId = sid
s.Parent = workspace
s:Play()
end
wait(0.3)
_G.Sound("C:/Users/Public/Music/Sample Music/Kalimba.mp3")
_G.Sound("C:/WINDOWS/system32/oobe/images/title.wma")
--[[ sounds available:
Windows 7&Vista=Sound("C:/Users/Public/Music/Sample Music/Kalimba.mp3")
Windows XP 32 bi... |
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He iz looking into mah house >.< HELP ME! |
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ZontaferJoin Date: 2010-07-08
Post Count: 5380 |
I'm a nerd. I know. Don't get me on it. :p
First, let's start you up with some space. Computers NEVER run well without a good amount of space. I recommend you use these programs: CCleaner ( download it ) ( instructions at the next few paragraphs ), Disc Defragment, and Disc Cleanup. system tools ( for both ) I suggest starting off with CCleaner, as you will be cleaning with Disc Defragment forever.
=CCleaner=
Okay, here is a quick and easy guide on how to use it. FOR SPACE QUICKLY: Just leave... |
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BlazinKid12Top 25 PosterJoin Date: 2009-07-26
Post Count: 34896 |
In London, the myths and tales were slim. Barely any were believable to people who used common sense, but then and again you would find a person who believes the everyday silly myth.
One of those myths was the tale of Samuel Serverin. As the tale goes, Samuel Serverin was an orphan who went to Goldy Days Orphanage, as his parents died in a mysterious fire when he was three. He has pale white skin, cold deep-blue eyes, a skinny build and green hair that was sure to get you wondering.
Some say t... |
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Wait till your home alone.. Clean home like completely and wait till your parents come home and ask them mom I did all this cleaning can I have 20 bux pls! IM BEGGING U! shes gonna be like oooh the windows are clean too sure take out mah credit card from mah purse :D |
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Before you check up on the story, please take note of this, C&G.
A mini thing.
I wrote a story with some fictional colony world being attacked by Vaktovians, somewhat inspired by Killing Floor's map 'Hospital Horrors'...
So, you might be skeptical of giant walls of text that sum up a short story. I can't really provide a shorter version than this, for this is pretty much a first draft, SO EXPECT ERRORS.
Anyways, you can skip the story to the FAQ so you know why I have Vaktovians in this, why... |
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Im sold, my windows need cleaning |
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